"Let every heart prepare a broom and having a manger scene.", Most of us have grown up with the carols, so we know the lyrics by heart. There have, however, been occasions where someone either misheard or misunderstood some of those familiar lines and, naturally, they’ve ended up on the Internet. I got a chuckle out of them and hope you will, too.
Silent Night
“Holy infant so tender and wild.”
“Radiant beans from thy holy face.”
Winter Wonderland
“In the meadow we can build a snowman, and pretend that he is parse and brown.”
“Later on, we’ll expire as we sit by the fire.”
Joy To The World
“Let every heart prepare a broom and having a manger scene …”
Little Town Of Bethlehem
“Oh, little town of Beverley Ham.”
Oh Christmas Tree
“Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, how lovely are your britches.”
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
“You’ll go down in Listerine!”
“Then one froggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say …”
Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
“Santa Claus is calming you down.”
We Wish You A Merry Christmas
“Good tighties we bring to you and your kid.”
Away In A Manger
“Away in a manger, no quid for a bed.”
“The cattle are blowing the baby away.”
Deck The Halls
“Deck the halls with bowels of holly.”
Frosty The Snowman
“With a corncob pipe and a butt and nose …”
Jingle Bells
“Bells on Bob’s tail ring.”
Hark the Herald Angels Sing
“God and sinners wrecked in style.”
“Honk the herald angels sing.”
Jingle Bells
Oh what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and sleigh.”
Joy To The World
“Joy to the world. The Lord has gum.”
We Three Kings
We free kings of Oregon are.”
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Happy birthday Friday to Thomas York of Whitewright; Melanie Raney, Wyatt Ray Dawson, Natasha LaShae Jones and Christopher Holloway, all of Denison; Lu Ann Daniels, Don Carpenter, Lavada Owens, Jack Baker and Gloria Luper, all of Sherman; Randy Bench of Farmersville; Jeanell Harris and Emma Ryan Bass, both of Bells; Nevaeh Hall of Wichita, Kan.; Fred Helms of Celina; Michael Pye of Leonard; Carollee Stewart of Whitesboro; and Todd Hartwig.
Happy birthday Saturday to Cyndi Whitley, Maggie McLaren, Cameron Fulce, Jennings Davis, Nina Matthews, Regina Johnson, Jaydyn Bullard and Wilma Sanders, all of Denison; Shelley Reddell Turbyfill, Jamiya Moniqueu Braxton, Sharon Griffith, Tammy Peters, Pam Colvin and Ovid Cole, all of Sherman; David Killlough of Paris; Ricky Tillett and Carolyn King, both of Tom Bean; Tanner Stone of Bells; Mary Karol McAfee Hughes of Gordonville; Mac Wayne O’Dea of Honey Grove; Michael Hawkins of Chattanooga, Tenn.; Sonny Bell of Calera, Okla.; Pam McCord of Waco; and Jean Myers.
Silent Night
“Holy infant so tender and wild.”
“Radiant beans from thy holy face.”
Winter Wonderland
“In the meadow we can build a snowman, and pretend that he is parse and brown.”
“Later on, we’ll expire as we sit by the fire.”
Joy To The World
“Let every heart prepare a broom and having a manger scene …”
Little Town Of Bethlehem
“Oh, little town of Beverley Ham.”
Oh Christmas Tree
“Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, how lovely are your britches.”
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
“You’ll go down in Listerine!”
“Then one froggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say …”
Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
“Santa Claus is calming you down.”
We Wish You A Merry Christmas
“Good tighties we bring to you and your kid.”
Away In A Manger
“Away in a manger, no quid for a bed.”
“The cattle are blowing the baby away.”
Deck The Halls
“Deck the halls with bowels of holly.”
Frosty The Snowman
“With a corncob pipe and a butt and nose …”
Jingle Bells
“Bells on Bob’s tail ring.”
Hark the Herald Angels Sing
“God and sinners wrecked in style.”
“Honk the herald angels sing.”
Jingle Bells
Oh what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and sleigh.”
Joy To The World
“Joy to the world. The Lord has gum.”
We Three Kings
We free kings of Oregon are.”
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Happy birthday Friday to Thomas York of Whitewright; Melanie Raney, Wyatt Ray Dawson, Natasha LaShae Jones and Christopher Holloway, all of Denison; Lu Ann Daniels, Don Carpenter, Lavada Owens, Jack Baker and Gloria Luper, all of Sherman; Randy Bench of Farmersville; Jeanell Harris and Emma Ryan Bass, both of Bells; Nevaeh Hall of Wichita, Kan.; Fred Helms of Celina; Michael Pye of Leonard; Carollee Stewart of Whitesboro; and Todd Hartwig.
Happy birthday Saturday to Cyndi Whitley, Maggie McLaren, Cameron Fulce, Jennings Davis, Nina Matthews, Regina Johnson, Jaydyn Bullard and Wilma Sanders, all of Denison; Shelley Reddell Turbyfill, Jamiya Moniqueu Braxton, Sharon Griffith, Tammy Peters, Pam Colvin and Ovid Cole, all of Sherman; David Killlough of Paris; Ricky Tillett and Carolyn King, both of Tom Bean; Tanner Stone of Bells; Mary Karol McAfee Hughes of Gordonville; Mac Wayne O’Dea of Honey Grove; Michael Hawkins of Chattanooga, Tenn.; Sonny Bell of Calera, Okla.; Pam McCord of Waco; and Jean Myers.
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