To take Baby Jesus out of the manger, that's like a desecration, Outside of the Annual Corn Festival, the town of Bixby, OK is docile and goes about it’s day-to-day routine in a manner befitting a godly town. Rich in diversity and upstanding in its contributions to patriotism and ethics, Bixby is the epitome of Norman Rockwell styled America.
However, the continuing War on Christmas hit very close to home in this quiet suburb of Tulsa. Late last night, vandals desecrated the City Hall Christmas Manger Scene, replacing the traditional Christian figurines with degrading depictions of the popular zombie/gore-fest, Walking Dead.
Joseph’s figure was replaced by a black hat adorned Heisenberg, a popular character among the atheist fans of the AMC Horror Series. Figures of Skyler and Holly White replaced Mary and the baby Jesus. Imagine the shock of the townspeople when they saw a female baby figurine portraying their infant savior. “Know My Name” was spray painted on the side of the manger. Authorities are confused with the meaning of this action.
The Angel Gabriel’s figure was replaced with Jessie Pinkman, also from the Walking Dead series as were the three wise men: Gus Fring, Saul Goodmen, and Mike Ehrmantraut. An axe was taken to the defenseless animal figurines. The baby goat’s head was chopped off and the sheep and cows were hacked up and left in a pile of splinters. The creeps even took time to dump what appears to be hog blood over the whole display. A copy of the Satanic Bible was found. Since the Bixby Library does not carry the title, suspects from outside of the Tulsa area proper are suspected.
The culprits are still at large. Police are not sharing any leads at this time.
Pastor Hershel Greene, whose congregation donates money and time setting up the display on the public square, expressed extreme disappointment when addressing the media. “I can’t believe that such heinous acts of spite are commonplace in this part of the country,” he said. “I would expect this kind of thing to happen in Hollywood or in coastal cities, not here in a God-fearing area of the country.”
As on now, no secular terrorists groups have claimed responsibility although police and evidence collection units are hopeful that the crime scene contains information about the suspects.
Bixby Mayor James Toomey was on hand to console the bereaved townsfolk, many of whom stood in shock when witnessing the carnage. Many members of the Christian Community were outraged at seeing their proud display in ruins. Calls for justice were heard by a normally content group of God-fearing citizens who were visiting downtown to do a little Christmas Shopping and soak in the atmosphere of the town’s commercial holiday cheer.
The secular left in the United States relishes the holiday season. It is during this time that the mainstream media takes special enjoyment in granting airtime to those that would wish to expunge Jesus and God from society. Atheists make up less than 20% of the nation but they become especially noisy and pushy during the Christmas season, but the type of nastiness displayed in this grievous crime is outside even their godless realm of activity, or is it?
Sarah Palin and Bill O’Reilly are said to be on their way to Bixby to set up a special Fox News “War on Christmas” Media Center where official news and information can be centralized regarding this and other secular terrorist acts that aim to abort Jesus from Christmas. Gov. Palin is due in tomorrow to help combat secular coercion by signing copies of her latest book, “Good Tidings and Great Joy, Protecting the Heart of Christmas” both at the Fox W.o.C. Media Center and the Downtown Borders Bookstore.
Those wishing to show support for the efforts of Mr. O’Reilly and Gov. Palin are encouraged to attend one or both of the book signings. A donation to the Bixby Town Council would also assist the church in replacing the Walking Dead figurines with proper Christian displays.
“Atheists are clamoring for further and tighter laws banishing Jesus from Christmas because they wish for everyone to be as miserable as they are,” said the former Alaska Governor. “With the help of God and the good people of Oklahoma, this will not come to pass.”
As always, a donation ($20 suggested) made out to Cassidy Pen, in care of The National Report, will help my ministry to expose evil in society with the purpose of providing a vehicle for parents in their ever growing fight against the forces that would corrupt their precious youth.
However, the continuing War on Christmas hit very close to home in this quiet suburb of Tulsa. Late last night, vandals desecrated the City Hall Christmas Manger Scene, replacing the traditional Christian figurines with degrading depictions of the popular zombie/gore-fest, Walking Dead.
Joseph’s figure was replaced by a black hat adorned Heisenberg, a popular character among the atheist fans of the AMC Horror Series. Figures of Skyler and Holly White replaced Mary and the baby Jesus. Imagine the shock of the townspeople when they saw a female baby figurine portraying their infant savior. “Know My Name” was spray painted on the side of the manger. Authorities are confused with the meaning of this action.
The Angel Gabriel’s figure was replaced with Jessie Pinkman, also from the Walking Dead series as were the three wise men: Gus Fring, Saul Goodmen, and Mike Ehrmantraut. An axe was taken to the defenseless animal figurines. The baby goat’s head was chopped off and the sheep and cows were hacked up and left in a pile of splinters. The creeps even took time to dump what appears to be hog blood over the whole display. A copy of the Satanic Bible was found. Since the Bixby Library does not carry the title, suspects from outside of the Tulsa area proper are suspected.
The culprits are still at large. Police are not sharing any leads at this time.
Pastor Hershel Greene, whose congregation donates money and time setting up the display on the public square, expressed extreme disappointment when addressing the media. “I can’t believe that such heinous acts of spite are commonplace in this part of the country,” he said. “I would expect this kind of thing to happen in Hollywood or in coastal cities, not here in a God-fearing area of the country.”
As on now, no secular terrorists groups have claimed responsibility although police and evidence collection units are hopeful that the crime scene contains information about the suspects.
Bixby Mayor James Toomey was on hand to console the bereaved townsfolk, many of whom stood in shock when witnessing the carnage. Many members of the Christian Community were outraged at seeing their proud display in ruins. Calls for justice were heard by a normally content group of God-fearing citizens who were visiting downtown to do a little Christmas Shopping and soak in the atmosphere of the town’s commercial holiday cheer.
The secular left in the United States relishes the holiday season. It is during this time that the mainstream media takes special enjoyment in granting airtime to those that would wish to expunge Jesus and God from society. Atheists make up less than 20% of the nation but they become especially noisy and pushy during the Christmas season, but the type of nastiness displayed in this grievous crime is outside even their godless realm of activity, or is it?
Those wishing to show support for the efforts of Mr. O’Reilly and Gov. Palin are encouraged to attend one or both of the book signings. A donation to the Bixby Town Council would also assist the church in replacing the Walking Dead figurines with proper Christian displays.
“Atheists are clamoring for further and tighter laws banishing Jesus from Christmas because they wish for everyone to be as miserable as they are,” said the former Alaska Governor. “With the help of God and the good people of Oklahoma, this will not come to pass.”
As always, a donation ($20 suggested) made out to Cassidy Pen, in care of The National Report, will help my ministry to expose evil in society with the purpose of providing a vehicle for parents in their ever growing fight against the forces that would corrupt their precious youth.
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